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    Andrew Wilden
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    Age : 48
    Location : Brisbane, Queensland

    Retirement

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Fri Oct 16, 2015 11:16 pm

    Old Bloke retires from Work, & gets his BIG Golden Handshake Payout.

    So he decides to Spoil himself & Buy a NEW Sports Car.
    After checking out various Dealerships, he decides for obvious reasons,
    "MOPAR or NO CAR", so Buys himself a NEW Dodge Viper Cool

    Leaving the Showroom, he gives the Accelerator a little Tap.
    INSTANTLY 40 mph (60kmh)

    A little more;
    60 mph (100kmh)

    Still more
    100 mph (160kmh)

    Goes past a Patrol Car, who immediately starts to give chase. Mad

    Gives it an absolute Bootfull reaching 185 mph (300kmh)

    Suddenly the Old Bloke thinks to himself;
    WTF am I doing????,......I am too Old for this SHIT !!!"

    So he Pulls over to the side of the Road & waits for the Police Car to Catch Up Razz

    FINALLY the Officer arrives.
    The usual;
    "Driver License & Registration Please, Sir"

    Returning the License & Registration the Officer says;

    "OK Sir, I have been a Police Officer for over 20 years.
    It is 4.50 pm on a Friday Afternoon, & my Shifts ends a 5.00 pm !!
    IF ??, You can give me the BEST Excuse for Speeding that I have ever heard, I will let you off with a Warning !!" Suspect

    OLD BLOKES THINKS FOR A MOMENT

    "Well Officer, it is like this.
    Many years ago my Wife left me......for a Policeman !!
    I THOUGHT YOU WERE BRINGING HER BACK !!!!


    "On your way Sir, have a Great Weekend" lol!
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    Andrew Wilden
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    Age : 48
    Location : Brisbane, Queensland

    Re: Retirement

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Mon Dec 21, 2015 3:39 am

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    Andrew Wilden
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    Posts : 1546
    Join date : 2014-07-09
    Age : 48
    Location : Brisbane, Queensland

    Re: Retirement

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Dec 24, 2015 8:47 am


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