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    Andrew Wilden
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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Fri Sep 23, 2016 5:04 am

    Did anyone else see this in the GPRO Joke Thread ??
    I like it Razz

    The young wife takes her old husband to doctor. She complains about him having sex with her twice a day.

    In private the doctor asked him how long he is keeping it up. He says when he wakes up in the morning, he screws his wife, then he goes to work.
    Then he screws his secretary when she brings him his morning cup of coffee.
    Then he screws her again when she brings him his lunch as well.
    When he gets home he screws his wife again and that was going on for the last 30 years.
    The wives change but the routine stay the same.

    The doctor sits and listen in amazement.
    He says to the man, "You got to take yourself in hand man".

    The man replies "I do, twice a day"
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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:28 am

    A couple more from the GPRO Joke Thread Cool

    Five Important Qualities

    1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
    2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
    3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
    4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
    5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.


    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

    I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking. Their accents appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello ladies, are you three lassies from Scotland?"

    One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, you bloody idiot, Wales!"

    So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

    And that's the last thing I remember.


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