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    Post by Andrew Wilden Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:36 am

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    Post by Andrew Wilden Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:39 am

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    Post by Andrew Wilden Thu Nov 26, 2015 2:31 pm

    Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

    A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

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    Q: Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle?

    A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.



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    Post by Andrew Wilden Fri Nov 27, 2015 4:05 am

    Bubba


    One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.

    "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"

    The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
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    Post by Steen Rasmussen Fri Nov 27, 2015 12:14 pm

    Andrew Wilden wrote:Bubba


    One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.

    "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"

    The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"

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    Post by Andrew Wilden Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:18 am

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    Post by Andrew Wilden Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:52 am

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    Post by Andrew Wilden Thu Dec 17, 2015 2:24 am

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    Post by Andrew Wilden Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:11 am

    TIT'S A LOVELY DAY !!!!  Laughing
    Gorilla ?? What Fucking Gorilla??
    I ain't looking for a Gorilla with those Beauty's looking at me !!!


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    Post by Andrew Wilden Sun Dec 27, 2015 11:13 am

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    Post by Andrew Wilden Fri Jan 01, 2016 4:43 am

    OUCH !!!!.............Just thinking about it Sad ...............Yep, Staying Single Very Happy

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    Post by Andrew Wilden Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:23 pm

    From the GPRO Joke Thread;

    This morning, a feminist friend of mine asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

    Apparently, "In HD with a box of tissues" was not an appropriate answer.


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