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    Andrew Wilden
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    Heaven & Hell

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:03 am

    Devil in the Church

    Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

    Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly.

    Satan walked up to him and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

    The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

    Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

    "Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

    Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

    The man replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

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    Re: Heaven & Hell

    Post by Steen Rasmussen on Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:15 am

    Andrew Wilden wrote:Devil in the Church

    Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

    Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly.

    Satan walked up to him and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

    The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

    Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

    "Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

    Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

    The man replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

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    Andrew Wilden
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    Re: Heaven & Hell

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Fri Nov 27, 2015 12:49 pm

    Related Deaths

    Two guys show up in Heaven at the same time. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy tells him that he died of a heart attack.

    "How did that happen?" asks the first guy.

    "Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife with another man. But when I searched the house, I couldn't find anybody. I was so stricken with remorse for wrongly accusing my wife of infidelity, I had a heart attack and died on the spot."

    "Geez," says the first guy. "If you'd opened the fridge, we'd both be alive right now."

    Andrew Wilden
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    Re: Heaven & Hell

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Tue Dec 29, 2015 1:40 pm


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