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    BLONDE JOKES

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Sun Nov 15, 2015 3:26 pm

    A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"

    The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute."

    The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.
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    Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

    A: They're both empty from the neck up.
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    Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

    A: Pregnant. Very Happy Laughing Very Happy Laughing FUCKING CLASSIC
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    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:35 pm

    A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

    Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

    "I can't take this, you're my friend."

    But the blonde insisted saying,

    "No. A bet's a bet."

    Then the redhead said

    "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

    The blonde replied

    "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
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    A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

    When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

    After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

    "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

    She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

    "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

    The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

    The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

    The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

    Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

    "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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    Re: BLONDE JOKES

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Nov 26, 2015 12:31 pm

    Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?

    A: Data transfer.

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    Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?

    A: "I'm sooooo drunk!"

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    Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

    A: A wind tunnel.


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    Re: BLONDE JOKES

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Nov 26, 2015 12:38 pm

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    Re: BLONDE JOKES

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Nov 26, 2015 12:40 pm

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    Re: BLONDE JOKES

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Nov 26, 2015 12:54 pm

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    Re: BLONDE JOKES

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Fri Nov 27, 2015 6:24 am

    Blonde Burn


    A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor.

    "I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear."

    "'What about the other ear and your hand?" the doctor asked.

    She replied, "I tried to call for an ambulance."
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    Re: BLONDE JOKES

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Sun Dec 20, 2015 3:23 pm

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    Re: BLONDE JOKES

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Tue Dec 22, 2015 8:19 am

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    Re: BLONDE JOKES

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:03 am

    A Good one from the GPRO Joke Thread Laughing

    Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.
    They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning – though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
    The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.”
    They throw the switch and nothing happens. The executioners all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
    The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.”
    They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
    The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in......"

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