Retirement

Old Bloke retires from Work, & gets his BIG Golden Handshake Payout.

So he decides to Spoil himself & Buy a NEW Sports Car.
After checking out various Dealerships, he decides for obvious reasons,
"MOPAR or NO CAR", so Buys himself a NEW Dodge Viper

Leaving the Showroom, he gives the Accelerator a little Tap.
INSTANTLY 40 mph (60kmh)

A little more;
60 mph (100kmh)

Still more
100 mph (160kmh)

Goes past a Patrol Car, who immediately starts to give chase.

Gives it an absolute Bootfull reaching 185 mph (300kmh)

Suddenly the Old Bloke thinks to himself;
WTF am I doing????,......I am too Old for this SHIT !!!"

So he Pulls over to the side of the Road & waits for the Police Car to Catch Up

FINALLY the Officer arrives.
The usual;
"Driver License & Registration Please, Sir"

Returning the License & Registration the Officer says;

"OK Sir, I have been a Police Officer for over 20 years.
It is 4.50 pm on a Friday Afternoon, & my Shifts ends a 5.00 pm !!
IF ??, You can give me the BEST Excuse for Speeding that I have ever heard, I will let you off with a Warning !!"

OLD BLOKES THINKS FOR A MOMENT

"Well Officer, it is like this.
Many years ago my Wife left me......for a Policeman !!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE BRINGING HER BACK !!!!

"On your way Sir, have a Great Weekend"