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Spotted this in the Joke Forum last Night, I like it, LOL
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The Lone Ranger and his trusted friend Tonto were camped in the desert. In the middle of the night the Lone Ranger is bit on the penis by a rattle snake. He wakes Tonto and says "Hurry go get the doctor."
Tonto jumps on his horse and rides to town like the wind. The doctor can't come to help, but tells Tonto, that to save The Lone Ranger he must suck out the poison.
Tonto returns to camp and upon his arrival The Lone Ranger asks him "What did the Doctor say?"
"Doctor say you gonna die."
