The Hill Billie

WARNING, WARNING, WARNING .......[R] Rated

OK, You have been Warned, so if you keep Reading don't complain to me

A Hill Billie Bloke Wakes Up one morning, says to himself;

"Great Day, we're goin' Huntin'"

Digs his Mrs in the Ribs

Oih, get up, we're goin' huntin' !!!"

I ain't goin' Huntin'................I hate Huntin'

Yep, I av decided, you, me & the Dog are goin' huntin'"

I ain't goin huntin'

Look, either you go huntin' OR you give me ORAL or ANAL SEX.........I am going to get the Dog, you decide !!!
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About 15 minutes later the Hill Billie Returns;

"Well ??? You decided ????

I ain't goin' Huntin', & you ain't Fucking me up the Ass !!!!

WELL !!! exclaims the Hill Billie, Dick Exposed.

So she starts.......

"OH, your Cock tastes like SHIT !!!!"

"Yeah, the Dog didn't want to go either !!!"

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Andrew Wilden wrote:WARNING, WARNING, WARNING .......[R] Rated

OK, You have been Warned, so if you keep Reading don't complain to me

A Hill Billie Bloke Wakes Up one morning, says to himself;

"Great Day, we're goin' Huntin'"

Digs his Mrs in the Ribs

Oih, get up, we're goin' huntin' !!!"

I ain't goin' Huntin'................I hate Huntin'

Yep, I av decided, you, me & the Dog are goin' huntin'"

I ain't goin huntin'

Look, either you go huntin' OR you give me ORAL or ANAL SEX.........I am going to get the Dog, you decide !!!
............................................................................
About 15 minutes later the Hill Billie Returns;

"Well ??? You decided ????

I ain't goin' Huntin', & you ain't Fucking me up the Ass !!!!

WELL !!! exclaims the Hill Billie, Dick Exposed.

So she starts.......

"OH, your Cock tastes like SHIT !!!!"

"Yeah, the Dog didn't want to go either !!!"