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    Andrew Wilden
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    Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:36 am


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Wed Nov 18, 2015 11:39 pm


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Wed Nov 18, 2015 11:45 pm


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Nov 19, 2015 4:39 am


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:34 pm


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:01 pm


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:07 pm


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:12 pm


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Nov 26, 2015 1:31 pm

    Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

    A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

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    Q: Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle?

    A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.




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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Fri Nov 27, 2015 3:05 am

    Bubba


    One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.

    "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"

    The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"

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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Steen Rasmussen on Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:14 am

    Andrew Wilden wrote:Bubba


    One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.

    "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"

    The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"

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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Wed Dec 02, 2015 10:20 am


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:18 am





    Ain't that the Truth  Razz

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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Wed Dec 16, 2015 11:52 pm


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:24 am


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:04 am


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:11 am

    TIT'S A LOVELY DAY !!!!  Laughing
    Gorilla ?? What Fucking Gorilla??
    I ain't looking for a Gorilla with those Beauty's looking at me !!!



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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Sun Dec 20, 2015 3:26 pm


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Mon Dec 21, 2015 3:26 am


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Mon Dec 21, 2015 3:37 am


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Sun Dec 27, 2015 10:13 am


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Fri Jan 01, 2016 3:43 am

    OUCH !!!!.............Just thinking about it Sad ...............Yep, Staying Single Very Happy


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Jan 21, 2016 12:57 pm


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Mon May 23, 2016 6:48 am


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    Re: Trying to Understand Women

    Post by Andrew Wilden on Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:23 pm

    From the GPRO Joke Thread;

    This morning, a feminist friend of mine asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

    Apparently, "In HD with a box of tissues" was not an appropriate answer.


    LMFAO Laughing Laughing Laughing

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